20 Funny birthday wishes and quotes


Wednesday, September 12, 2018

20 Funny birthday wishes and quotes

Funny birthday wishes

A birthday is the anniversary of the day when a person born. People celebrate there birthdays in numerous ways, often with birthday gifts, birthday cards, a birthday party. People often wishes birthdays by just saying "Happy Birthday". But, some try to wish birthday in a different way. Some search for the funny birthday wishes to make the birthday of their loved ones amazing. Searching for funny birthday wishes is not very easy on the internet, you have to go to many websites to select the best funny birthday wish. To ease your comfort here we are sharing 20 best funny birthday quotes you can copy and send to your loved ones. 

1. Let's celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else's bed

2. Don't forget to wear your birthday suit... but check it for wrinkles first!

3. Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter

4. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles

5. Happy birthday brother!! May you live long enough to shit yourself

6. If you were a dog you'd be dead by now

7. Happy birthday to someone I hope is still around when the iPhone 227 comes out

8. If someone comes up with the idea to call you old: then hit him with your stick and through him your teeth! Happy Birthday

9. Forget about the past, you can't change it, forget about the future, you can't predict it, forget about the present, I didn't get you one!

10. With age comes wisdom and grace. Better luck next year

11. I'm sorry for getting so drunk on your birthday that people thought it was my birthday

12. Dad, don't feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.

13. This is a time of sentiment and emotion. Screw that! Let's party boy.

14. Happy birthday , you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

15. On your day as a birthday present i want to give you joy, love, friendship, wisdom and lots of other things that cost nothing!

16. I am sorry you have reached an age where playing air guitar can cause an injury

17. I wish there was an even lazier way than social media to wish you a happy birthday

18. Happiness is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but you can feel its warmth. Thats what you feel today

19. Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope.

20. Happy birthday! It's about time you start acting like your real age

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